Saturday, February 2, 2013

Art Education



Art Education
It was the age I learned to hug.*
The police walked like a gangster
the gangster talked about business
the businessman was a teacher
and the teacher is a lecher.
Everything was actually, or trying to be like, something else than itself.
Every inch of the land is developed.
But the uneven brain development is reflected on the pasty faces with vacuous expressions.
And the peasant stock degenerates further with the belief that they are middle-class property owners and started to buy paintings for their empty walls.

It was the age I learned to fuck.
In the morning, my friend drew me a diagram on the studio cubicle wall to show me the position of the clitoris.
The position was wrong.
I discovered this in bed, at night - not during live drawing lessons.

The police officer talks to me like a hooligan
the gangster walks into a political rally
the politician is a businessman
but the teacher remains a lecher:
Neo-liberal forever.

Now I priced my drawings according to the price of cheeseburger in McDonald’s.
Now I am being paid by schools the rate of a bar hostess for answering cuntish questions like
-          Why is Van Gogh’s Sunflowers significant?
-          Why must we apply rule of thirds for composition?
-          Why is reading modernist manifesto important to my art practice?
Tertiary institutions are like day care centres for bored old children to be entertained with events and non-curricular activities.
The teachers are like salesmen with some discount books and equipment to sell to the students.
In the evening, I went to a music lounge with a friend and returned all the money I was paid to a hostess whose country had betrayed the Third World Congress.